DON’T BE A SNAKE, GET THE SHOTS IN
SUN – THU £2.50 EACH OR 3 FOR £5
FRI & SAT TIL 10PM £2.50 EACH
BABY STELLA
LIKE STELLA BUT DINKY, AND NOT ACTUALLY ANYTHING LIKE IT AT ALL. BUY ONE AND PRETEND TO BE A GIANT.
BABY GUINNESS
CUTER THAN THE ORIGINAL AND WON’T MAKE YOUR FARTS SMELL LIKE A VEGAN ON PROTEIN SHAKES.
SAMBUCA
COULD BE THE REASON YOU’LL WAKE UP IN A SKIP. LIT WITH A COFFEE BEAN. WATCH YOUR SCOUSE BROW.
TEQUILA
DON’T BLAME US IF YOU GET LIME JUICE IN YOUR EYE. THAT’S NOT THE REASON FOR THE PINK EYE AND YOU KNOW IT.
J’ARGER BOMB
SMART PRICE JÄGER. MAKES THE KEBAB LATER A BIT MORE ATTAINABLE.
TEQUILA ROSE
BASIC BUT PRETTY, LIKE ME. PLUS GOOD FOR PARTY TRICKS AS IT COMES OUT THE SAME COLOUR IT WENT IN.
MON – SUN £3 EACH
JÄGER BOMB
IF THIS WERE A CAR, IT WOULD BE A VOLVO. A VOLVO THAT MAKES YOU DO BAD THINGS.
BERRY BACK
CHILLI VODKA AND A STRAWBERRY CHASER. ROTS YOUR TEETH, MAKES YOU FRUITY.
MON – SUN £4 EACH
